Just for fun...

Now you know from time to time I like to bring you little snippets of stuff that has tickled me or that I like a lot, and this is one of those times.

I have always been more of a fan of cats, rather than dogs (I know, I know - I can hear the gasps from all you dog lovers) but in my defence, I am allergic to most dogs, which has a lot to do with my mild dislike - I don't like having big, puffy, red, itchy eyes and an incessantly-sneezing nose, OK?! Plus the slobbering and the general over-excitement you get from dogs doesn't endear them to me too much.

And to be honest, why wouldn't you prefer cats after you watch this video - they can talk!!!

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Curiouser and curiouser

Never one to balk at the task of educating you good people on the day to day goings-on in the Special Administrative Region that is Hong Kong, here is the next installment.

Pies and I made a kind of unspoken pact some time ago that we would never venture out on a Sunday to any area of Honkers that you would call busy, i.e. places like Central, Tsim Sha Tsui, Causeway Bay, Mongkok and the like. The only exception would be if we had visitors who, having schlepped 6000 miles to see us, might want to enjoy a bit more of what HK has to offer than just sitting around watching the terrible TV. This pact had been reached after a number of stress-filled Sundays, where we had achieved little more than working up a good sweat and a decent level of annoyance due to the sheer swarms of people absolutely everywhere!

Turns out we were perhaps a mite hasty in the pact-forming, as yesterday, had we taken a trip to Central, there would we have found in progress the third annual Central Rat Race! (Oh yes, I can feel your envy from here!) You can imagine my disappointment when I discovered it wasnt actual rodents vying each other for the gold medal position - I thought maybe the Pied Piper was staging a comeback; you know, you've done Hamelin, next stop is logically Hong Kong?? No??

Still, some wee scamp obviously thought it would be jolly fun and japes to take that well-known idea of the 'rat race' being the everyday grind and rise to the top that business people go through and make it an actual physical race to raise money for charity.

So, in Central yesterday, according the free English-language newspaper The Standard there were "hundreds of participants scurrying down major thoroughfares and through prominent office buildings" in pursuit of "the big cheese." The idea being that your company enters a team, or you run as an individual, with the entry fees to participate being HK$50,000 (£4,050) and HK$1,000 (£81) respectively. You also have to run in business clothes and carry a briefcase (apparently this is "a baton to represent the importance of staying fit and healthy on their way to the top." Er, ok...)

Much as I would have probably broken the pact to watch the race if it had been 400 furry, pointy-nosed, four-legged actual rats running through the streets, you can't argue with the HK$2.38 million (nearly £200,000) raised for Mindset (a charity for mental health-related organisations and projects in HK and China).
However, I am mightily glad that at the same time they were congesting the streets, causing roadblocks and doubling the tube traffic, I was involved in a good bit of loafing, sofa-bound. Stress levels are twitching just thinking about it...

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VP debate: Packer dissects

So. The gun-toting, moose-hunting, lipstick-smearing hockey mOm, who's so keen to talk directly to the 'middle-class' American because she's the "real deal" and is "just like you, Joe Sixpack" didn't make any easily quoteable, obvious mistakes in the first and only VP debate, such as she has been doing continually every time she has been interviewed recently. Well done, Mrs Sixpack.

HOWEVER.

What she did do is summed up very nicely by Matthew Yglesias from thinkprogress.org on the BBC's website: "Palin was clearly operating with a game plan that involved simply refusing to answer certain questions in order to drift over to her pre-prepared text, and Ifill didn't ask any followups or challenge either candidate to address the questions she was asking."

Matthew's also touched on something else that the media has been ever so keen to point out - the moderator Gwen Ifill. Apparently, she is launching a book on inauguration day called Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama so is not the neutral you'd hope for such a role in the debate. But, far from leaning towards the Democratic side, presumably knowing that she'd be annihilated if seen to be attacking Saint Sarah, Gwen was conversely almost soft on her.

Without belabouring a previous point, what is truly scary is that Palin clearly knows nothing of the issues debated this evening except what has been fed to her and she learnt verbatim like a seven-year-old memorising their five-times-table; a fact which she readily admits with the comment "I've only been at this for what, five weeks?" (Following which, on the website nerve.com, someone left this post [which I personally think sounds best if you affect a Southern drawl while reading it in your head] "Thank you for admitting you have no clue what to do. You're just completely out of your league, honey. GO HOME.)

It's like when you were studying for an exam, you remember the one, where you learnt a lot of facts and could easily craft a really good essay answer to a number of questions on the past paper you'd been given to revise with; only to discover when you turn over you actual exam question booklet that (surprise) the questions this year are not the same, and your well-learned facts are not really relevant. But as you have nothing else revised, you press on undeterred and write down all that you did memorise, using the most tenuous of links back to the actual question, to at least prove you did some revision. Hell, Palin didn't even try to be tenuous!


In fact, you can even see her scanning her written-by-campaign-advisers chunks of text for a sufficiently dramatic line in response to Biden's plan for the troop withdrawal from Iraq.... "uhm,,, (pause for dramatic effect) your plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq." Clearly no-one's let on to Caribou Barbie that it's not just Obama/Biden who are suggesting this approach, but both Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki and old Dubbya himself also support it.



What was most infuriating was that everyone afterwards was praising her for how well she handled herself and wasn't intimidated by Joe Biden; some even went so far as to say she actually 'won' the debate because she didn't make any of the 'gaffes' so frequent in the preceding week. People! Expectation was so low going into this, that she could hardly do worse than she had been doing; if winning means not saying things like part of my foreign policy experience includes the fact that I can see Russia from my house, then well done, Saint Sarah, you passed the test.

Much has been made of her folksiness, her "you betcha"s and her "shout out"s, quite frankly I don't have enough room on this blog to list all of the things that made me shudder like I'd just swallowed something foul-tasting. Instead, I'll leave you with two short video clips: one, which epitomises the patronising, "I'm talking to you, folks on Main St." voice; and two, that deals with the incessant winking, which was very, very disturbing.



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Death by kettlebell

Sweet Lord. You know the oft-used old cliche of 'aching in muscles you never knew you had'? I could almost just leave the posting there, and it would sum up all that I am thinking.

But...you know me - never one to stop talking when I probably should do!

I did the 45 minute IRON CORE workout (plus a 10-minute warmup) and so far, am not feeling the benefits. My core is not what you could call iron. In fact, all I am currently feeling is resentment towards that little black ball with a handle (that I jokingly referred to yesterday as "look[ing] like a handbag"). Oh, to have those days back, when I could joke about the kettlebell. We are no longer on speaking terms.

So you can better understand my aching and not dismiss it as me being a whiny girl, I'm going to try and show you some of the exercises I partook in with that evil little 8kg of pain.







CLEAN (that's not me by the way)














MILITARY PRESS (you execute this once you've 'cleaned' the 'bell into the position in the last picture of Handsome and his blue 'bell up there)







TWO-ARMED SWING






ONE-ARMED ROWS (hope you're enjoying the fact that this little guy's animated)







SQUATTING while holding the kettlebell by the 'horns' (see I told you it was evil)




RENEGADE LUNGES - despite extensive searching on both Google images and Flickr, I've not managed to come up with a picture, but you basically hold the 'bell in the same way as for the squats while you 'lunge' by stepping to one side while ducking down (as if ducking under a pole) and then stepping back again.

To summarise: who knew a girl could sweat that much?? If that's a measure of how much 'good' I have done myself, then crikey Moses, I am the fittest person in the world! I'm off to have a very long lie-down in a darkened room now.

PS Since initially writing that post, I have completed the workout a further five times, and as you can tell, I'm not yet dead, and was possibly being a little bit drama queen-esque... However, it still does hurt every time I walk, bend, roll over in bed, sneeze, breathe, after each session. A lot. Maybe there is a hierarchy of stages to go through before you reach the ultimate Iron Core goal... right now I think I'm at the iron filings stage. Onwards and upwards, eh?

PPS I apologise profusely for the stupidly large gaps between kettlebell exercise demonstrations; I have been fiddling with the pictures and captions for nearly an hour and a half but I'm clearly not geeky enough to get things to display in the right places (e.g. two-armed swing was supposed to be in the middle, underneath the two pictures). I don't think any amount of further fiddling is going to sort it out, so I'm giving up!

PPS Following on from the PPS, as it's now very close to nap-time in Honkers, I'm extremely annoyed with the whole Blogger piece of technology and just don't have the energy to upload the other two posts I had in store for you. I promise I shall put those on first thing tomorrow, tout suite! Goodnight...

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Hello, did you miss me?

Firstly, I need to start with a big apology for being somewhat absent for so long. I was planning to skip a day for dramatic effect after saying I'd write again "if I can still move my fingers enough to type", but I really didn't intend for the hiatus to last three and a half weeks...particularly when you were so looking forward to my thoughts on the VP debate between Joe Biden and Caribou Barbie-- oops, I mean Sarah Palin.

Believe it or not, I already had the bare bones of two new posts written out in the old-fashioned way (i.e. in pen) but then I got waylaid: first by trying to find a good assortment of pictures so you could 'enjoy' my kettlebell experience right along with me - that bit of the blogging often slows me down - and then it was the weekend, where it's generally less blogging, more sleeping. The following week saw the arrival of Mr and Mrs Pies (also known as Colin's parents in case that sounds a bit offensive!) so it was time to dig out the pinny and spick & span up the flat.

While this sounds like a lot of excuses, I have also been working on an entry for a short story competition and have been doing quite a bit of editing work too. So I promise I haven't just been lounging, honest! As it turns out, I can't actually enter the short story competition as you have to be a resident - d'oh! - but I've kept going with it in case I can use it in the future. Nothing wrong with building up the back catalogue, eh?

Now don't get too excited, but I'm going to spoil you today with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR blog entries! They do come with a slight caveat though, so I apologise in advance... one of my best friends is arriving on Wednesday for two weeks, so there's a good chance that the blogging might have to take a back seat again. But for now, enjoy!

PS I have been out and about muchly of late, so there should be some good material coming up soon if you can stick with me!

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Those Russians sure know a lot about pain...

Now those of you who know Pies, will have no doubt have heard him waxing lyrical about the merits of the wonder that is the 'kettlebell'. I've included a picture here, just in case like me (a year or so ago), you are somewhat none the wiser. Though I should point out, that, as helpfully pointed out by the number 16 on the side, this is a 16kg ‘bell, which I shall be staying away from for a very long time!

Well, that's just a weight with a handle, I hear you say. Uh-uh - not so fast there, comrade. You are correct in saying it is a weight, but the magic is there in the handle, because unlike the usual dumbbell-style weight, you can do a lot more with a kettlebell. Evidently, this means you can achieve a lot more from it in terms of fitness.

And I haven't even touched on the fact that the handle makes it look a little bit like a handbag - thus also appealing to girls. In fact, while researching what the dickens these things are all about, I discovered you can also get them in pink! What self-respecting girl wouldn't want one?? (Yeah, ok, maybe I pushed it a little far with the 'self-respecting' qualification...)

The idea behind working out with a kettlebell is that it works on all your muscles at once – so you can burn fat, tone your muscles, improve your strength and be working your cardiovascular system all at the same time. I can hear cackles from those of you who know how much I detest exercise, but eventually, even I have had to succumb if it does all of that. Having said that, these things come from Russia, so it’s not intended to be easy!

I've previously been coaxed into 'having a go' by Pies, but have so far only managed to accomplish sets of swings (where you hold it with two hands and ‘swing’ it between your legs and up to chest height), rather than any of the more juicy exercises like the 'snatch' or the 'hot potato' (don't ask). One Saturday, back in Clapham, we did have an incident in the back garden (the idea being I could do far less damage if I dropped the 'bell on the grass, rather than on the wooden flooring inside the house) where Pies diligently attempted to help me get the hang of holding the 'bell one-handed, arm bent and wrist pressed tight to my chest. The whole episode was fairly short-lived, mainly due to my whines of, "I can't do it" and "it hurts!" Surprisingly, I've not been too tempted since then, and Pies hasn't suggested helping further. In any case, the few events where I swung the 8kg were more than sufficient - I highly agree with the claim that it works every muscle - I could barely walk for the following week; going down stairs was accompanied with constant involuntary exclamations of "oooh", "ah!" and "oww".

Now that I have more time on my hands, I've been running at the gym every day for the last week, and as my ankles are not thanking me for the extra work I've been sending their way, I thought I might try something different today. Pies has also been kind enough to download a workout aimed at the laydeez for me, so it would be rude not to give it a go. I was going to try and give you a link because the instructor woman from the Iron Core gym is truly 'special' but it doesn't seem possible, I'm afraid. I can however, show you one of the loverly t-shirts you can purchase from their website, for the bargain price of $29.99 plus $5 shipping. Unfortunately, chaps, if you really must have it, you'll have to befriend someone in the US as they don't ship internationally, sorry. I know, I know - how cruel I am to be showing you something so pretty, that's just out of your grasp.

Now that you know what the haps are with kettlebells (and because this post is pretty long already), I'll write again tomorrow to let you know how I get on. If I can still move my fingers enough to type, that is...

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Another public holiday? Are you sure?

So today is public holiday number fifteen in Hong Kong (that's 15 out of 17, if I haven't already mentioned that previously) so Pies has been home with me today.

Today we're celebrating the National Day of the People's Republic of China which, before the British handed back Hong Kong to China in 1997, was a holiday to mark the anniversary of the victory in the Second Sino-Japanese War. Which sounds a lot more exciting if you ask me - the largest Asian war in the twentieth century, where 35 million Chinese people were either killed or wounded - surely deserves a day of remembrance?

Today's cause for celebration is not nearly as fun as the next one we're due (next week I think) which is for the Chung Yeung Festival and is a 'day for honouring the elderly and the deceased, and for mountain climbing.' What?? I can understand someone coming up with the bright idea of honouring the elderly and the deceased (especially considering how common multi-generational households are); but do the reasons have to be three-fold and the Public Holiday Decision officials had already been holed up for over a week, with no sleep and only bread and water to survive on? That's the only way I can understand the coupling of 'honouring the elderly' and 'mountain climbing' - does that mean the 'honoured' have to shinny up the nearest mountain? Maybe they have races...kind of like an old people's sportsday. On a mountain.

Anyway, back to the National Day of the People's Republic of China - thought I ought to educate you on the whys and wherefores, just in case it ever comes up in a pub quiz. The significance of the date is that the People's Republic was established on 1st October in 1949.


As usual with public holidays here, rather than you going out on the Sunday (before a bank holiday Monday) and enjoying a lengthy session of usually forbidden drinking, the government puts on a bit of a do, which usually involves fireworks, concerts and public areas being decorated.


Here in Honkers, it also means that every domestic helper in the land, the majority of whom are from the Philippines, congregates with her pals in public squares, parks, the overhead walkways and any other place that they won't get moved on by the police (i.e. they're not allowed to loiter inside the shopping malls). There, they kind of set up camp, with blankets or cardboard laid out on the floor (sometimes even propped up around them, a bit like a wind-breaker on the beach) and they bring mountains of food in tupperware boxes which is shared out, much like a picnic in the park. Usually, they do this every Sunday (owing to it being their only day off) but any public holiday is naturally a good reason to pack up the basket and skip down the lane, away from the brats you normally have to look after/house you normally have to clean.


Apparently, when the number of years since 1949 is a multiple of five (e.g. 45th, 50th, etc.) the official activities they put on are in a league of their own and a much grander affair than the other years. If I'm still writing this blog in a year's time (or more to the point, if you're still reading it), I'll let you know exactly what spread is laid out for the 60th anniversary!



picture source (the President of the People's Republic of China): http://www.nodulo.org/ec/2007/n069p15.htm

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aka Sarah and Colin - the Hong Kong years. Colin transferred in June 2008 with work; Sarah couldn't face life without him...or wanted a free trip to Hong Kong..whatever. Any thoughts on this blog are predominantly written by Packer, but look out for special guest editions from Pies.

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